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  • A foolish thing, according to NPR's Says You.

    October 29, 2011

  • Guiness Book of World Records shortest time to carve one? 54.72 seconds (2001) --via NPR's Says You

    October 29, 2011

  • The opposite of wreak havoc? (B.C.'s Wiley's Dictionary)

    October 29, 2011

  • Nice, sionnach. *like* Gutlevel chives? Mmmm, that's some tall chives.

    October 22, 2011

  • n. “A bright appearance in the horizon, under the sun or moon, arising from the reflected light of these bodies from the small rippling waves on the surface of the water”

    (Nathaniel Bowditch, The New American Practical Navigator, 1837) --via futilitycloset.com

    October 22, 2011

  • An especially small Englishwoman? (from BC cartoon - Wiley's Dictionary)

    October 20, 2011

  • Cheaper than a day rate?

    October 20, 2011

  • Strange Brew.

    October 17, 2011

  • "There seems to be a problem with your credit card, Mr. Kent." (Strange Brew 'toon)

    October 17, 2011

  • Hey! Word it up, dude.

    October 17, 2011

  • I didn't think there was any way to quietly jam fufluns into tail pipes! What's your secret 'zu? Ninja training? :o)

    October 16, 2011

  • Well, it appears that I can't add words to my "potpourri" list; not at the list page or the word page (with checkmark). Jesus Cristo y Madre de Dios!

    Edit: Doh! I was trying to add a word that was already on that list (toothsome). Still, what produced the confusion in the first place is that the word page for toothsome shows no checkmark in my potpourri list box. And that's still the case: no checkmark, but I've verified it's on the list at the list page. Go figure! :o/

    October 11, 2011

  • To try to propel a boat forward by abrupt movements of one's body; "ooching forward". (according to NPR's Says You)

    October 8, 2011

  • To inadvertently collide with a wall or door. (According to NPR's Says You)

    October 8, 2011

  • An irrational fear of convergent sequences.

    October 2, 2011

  • To attend a party to which one hasn't an invitation. (according to NPRs Says You)

    September 3, 2011

  • Ordaine to be a minister?

    August 27, 2011

  • “People are never so ready to believe you as when you say things in dispraise of yourself; and you are never so much annoyed as when they take you at your word.” --Somerset Maugham (Notebooks)

    August 27, 2011

  • A number between 6 and 7. (George Carlin)

    August 20, 2011

  • Erin: Yes, still tiny font (with Chrome browser). @bilby,'zu,sionnach, erin et al., hanks for the rib tickling irreverence!

    Oh, and I have the same experience with pronunciation that dontcry has...

    August 13, 2011

  • How do I access my recent comments? Try as I might, all I can access is comments from the first two weeks of my presence on Wordie. There is no "continue to next page" option.

    August 7, 2011

  • August 7, 2011

  • "The person who fetches the midwife". (via NPR's Says You)

    August 6, 2011

  • Corruption of "Old Nick" - the Devil. (via NPR's Says You)

    August 6, 2011

  • Erin, is the translate feature going to make a comeback eventually? And is the font size in the comment box while entering and/or editing comments going to remain so tiny?

    August 6, 2011

  • @Erin. Much improvement in comment/edit comment option. Thanks!

    August 5, 2011

  • I've got one of the originals with the chrome runners and reusable cloth bag. Remarkably, it came with this house I bought 10 years ago...

    August 5, 2011

  • via Dan Piraro.

    August 5, 2011

  • Desktop computer. Everybody else's using fondleslabs!

    August 3, 2011

  • Kipple and Things : How To Hoard and How Not To Mean.

    August 2, 2011

  • An Uh, Er, Um Essay

    August 2, 2011

  • What sionnach said. Yes.

    August 1, 2011

  • iPad, iPhone, etc. See grandpa box.

    July 31, 2011

  • A variety of green bean. Rattlesnake Pole Bean.

    July 31, 2011

  • Comment function is intermittent. The whole site is abominably slow. Edit: comment option works, but EXTREMELY slowly. Ditto for edit option; or it seems to work only intermittently.

    July 31, 2011

  • Fear of the color purple.

    July 31, 2011

  • A variety of carrot (according to Says You)

    July 30, 2011

  • A variety of bean (according to Says You)

    July 30, 2011

  • A variety of tomato (according to Says You)

    July 30, 2011

  • Related to musical instruments (pipes), not steam pipes. (via Says You)

    July 30, 2011

  • thanks milos and dharma

    July 16, 2011

  • Thanks, dharma, for your input. Added!

    July 16, 2011

  • I agree with Pro and frogapplause: the site really has the feel of reference emphasis. I miss the "first listed by" and other such personalizing features. Another thing that strikes me, although it may be transitory, is surprisingly long wait times.

    July 9, 2011

  • To cut meat into small pieces. (heard on NPR's Says You)

    July 9, 2011

  • A euphemistic insincere phrase; a verbal air kiss. E.g., "Oh we must have lunch ..." (according to NPR's Says You)

    July 9, 2011

  • A messed up kiss?

    July 8, 2011

  • See comment under spatula.

    July 8, 2011

  • Fun to say?

    July 8, 2011

  • A Norwegian dance, according to NPR's Says You.

    July 2, 2011

  • First seen in D. F. Wallace's Infinite Jest.

    July 2, 2011

  • What happened to the translation feature on the word page? Has it just been deleted or forgotten...or, again, am I just missing something?

    June 25, 2011

  • bRAdburY. Ray Bradbury, Sci-Fi author extraordinaire.

    June 25, 2011

  • bRAdburY: Ray Bradbury, SciFi author extraordinaire.

    June 25, 2011

  • Thanks, mollusque for your kangaroo word suggestion. Definitely "outside the box". :o)

    June 25, 2011

  • Hey! Good one, mollusque, thanks.

    June 25, 2011

  • I'm just waaaaaaay outta the loop! (but wanted to link the cartoon at least).

    June 24, 2011

  • A young female pig...who knew?

    June 24, 2011

  • Is this like pwn?

    June 24, 2011

  • For more discussion of "grey v. gray" see here. In a nutshell: Gray = color; grey = colour.

    June 24, 2011

  • It would be nice to have the option, on the word page (in addition to adding the word) to delete a word from one's list as opposed to having to go to the list page and deleting it there. Or am I overlooking something?

    June 24, 2011

  • Also May gray. Especially applies to the Southern California Spring, early Summer weather patterns.

    June 24, 2011

  • See June gloom.

    June 24, 2011

  • 'zu --> :oD

    June 24, 2011

  • Thanx for your input, marky. I see your account isn't public? Sorry I can't return the favor of perusing any of your lists.

    June 24, 2011

  • See also, Dyslexic's Dread.

    June 18, 2011

  • Truly an amazing tour de force. What a mind!

    June 15, 2011

  • Yeah, he was sporting lint!

    June 15, 2011

  • Bar hopping; pub crawling (via NPR's Says You)

    May 28, 2011

  • An encouraging cry to hunting dogs in pursuit of prey.

    May 28, 2011

  • I've used 'perfuct' for years. Very satisfying!

    May 28, 2011

  • Huh! Sionnach beat me to the punch. Joke was meant to come after 'colour'.

    May 25, 2011

  • Heard on NPR this AM. Finally tumbling to what is obvious to everyone else.

    May 25, 2011

  • If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?

    May 23, 2011

  • Slang for "details".

    May 14, 2011

  • Highschool slang for "for real".

    May 14, 2011

  • Highschool slang for "totally".

    May 14, 2011

  • According to NPR's Says You: To break apart by dropping, e.g., a bag of ice.

    May 14, 2011

  • A draggin' wagon?

    May 14, 2011

  • Be the Captain of her fat.

    May 6, 2011

  • Thanks gangerh...and to all the players; I feel all warm 'n toasty to be among such an erudite and rapscalious crew. w00t!

    May 5, 2011

  • Heard on the radio: the bump in the polls for Obama as a result of the take-down of Osama Bin Laden. Might have been osamobama bump; couldn't be sure.

    May 4, 2011

  • Thanks, Wp.

    May 3, 2011

  • Thanks, Wordplayer. I like insignia; chandeliers is good too. Appreciate your input...

    May 3, 2011

  • Fear of cockroaches. Got a kinda nice ring to it, no? Heard on NPR's Weekend Edition in an interview with Amy Stewart on her new book Wicked Bugs: The Louse That Conquered Napoleon's Army & Other Diabolical Insects.

    April 30, 2011

  • I actually played Grumpy-dwarf once in a Junior High theatre production. I was well cast. *grumps*

    April 28, 2011

  • Here ya go; I used my favorite method: no-brains.(Edit: whoops! see addition of frogclapping below)

    bilby - hidelugged

    blafferty - calepinerienne

    chained_bear - aaaaaarrgh!

    dontcry - queasy

    erinmckean - playful

    fbharjo - od

    frindley - boggy

    frogapplause - dreamy....uh, oh, no, wait, okay: balsamaceous

    gangerh - sinistral

    hernesheir - ascian

    mollusque - chrestomathic

    oroboros - wiggy

    PossibleUnderscore - heartstringsplucker

    Prolagus - harlequin

    pterodactyl - wodge

    reesetee - distingue

    ruzuzu - prodigal

    seanahan - systematic

    sionnach - protean

    Wordnicolina - greenhorn

    Wordplayer - emordnilap

    yarb - panda

    April 26, 2011

  • NPR's Says You used this word in its bluffing round: skipping a rock across water.

    April 23, 2011

  • Curled in ringlets. (per NPR's Says You)

    April 23, 2011

  • *You* folks? 'Zuzu, 'member the enemy is us (what we met)! :o)

    April 22, 2011

  • Egad! Well, I know I can get at least *one* right!

    *scurries off to pour some Scot's smart-juice over ice*

    April 22, 2011

  • Take it or leave it. (NYT X-word puzzle clue/answer)

    April 21, 2011

  • Good one, mollusque. Thanks!

    April 19, 2011

  • Cow's favorite rock band? Moo-dy Blues.

    Favorite entertainment? Moo-vies.

    April 12, 2011

  • To fluff up a pillow. (via NPR's Says You)

    April 9, 2011

  • See also wolf ticket.

    April 6, 2011

  • Criminy! Nobody's even bothered to list fishplate! I'm not gonna either...*tests ruzuzu's squeak, just to make sure*

    April 4, 2011

  • British slang for 'excellent' or 'cool'. (NPR's Says You)

    April 2, 2011

  • Means "skyward" (to the sky?) in Yiddish (?) according to a NYT crossword clue.

    April 2, 2011

  • You know how your gas tank fuel indicator stays at or above "full" for a seemingly inordinate amount of time? That's what engineers call "full reserve." Same thing at the "empty" end of the range; would that be an "empty reserve?"

    April 2, 2011

  • See foley.

    March 30, 2011

  • W.C. Fields character.

    March 30, 2011

  • W.C. Fields character. Gotta love it.

    March 30, 2011

  • Anagram: carthorse.

    March 28, 2011

  • trombone in French.

    March 28, 2011

  • Just learned that trombone is the French word for paperclip. Egad! I wonder if I'll ever forget this? :o)

    March 28, 2011

  • I figured it just has to do with going into the pocket for coin and coming out with lint. But thanks for the reference.

    March 26, 2011

  • The "Q" stands for "quality".

    March 26, 2011

  • The "F" refers to focal length.

    March 26, 2011

  • Origin: The most "bankable" actors in the film industry are on the A-list.

    March 26, 2011

  • Encountered in Wallace's Infinite Jest. To have no money.

    March 25, 2011

  • @ptero: Interesting study, but no, I got this from an NPR Says You episode. Gratified it sparked a comment flurry! :o)

    March 24, 2011

  • HeAVEN

    March 23, 2011

  • Shopping cart h(e)aven.

    March 23, 2011

  • Crazy.

    March 21, 2011

  • Movie trailers (previews) used to come at the end of the film (hence the name) but that practice was abandoned because nobody stuck around to watch 'em! This, according to NPR's Says You.

    March 19, 2011

  • The gesture made with the index and little fingers raised while the thumb holds down the middle and ring fingers. The sign of the horns - symbolic of the "evil eye".

    March 19, 2011

  • Wearing socks on the outside of your shoes to minimize slipping on an icy walkway.

    March 19, 2011

  • I decided to comment day before yesterday.

    March 19, 2011

  • From the police blotter of the SLO (San Luis Obispo, CA) City News, March 10-16 2011:

    Alcohol: Police responded at 12:41 a.m. to the Native Lounge on the 1100 block of Chorro St. after one of the natives got restless and rough. He was arrested for suspicion of being bent in public. Another ruckus broke out at 1:37 a.m. at Mo Tav, just around the corner on the 700 block of Higuera St. There, a belle of the ball was arrested for being crapulous."

    March 18, 2011

  • From the police blotter of the SLO (San Luis Obispo, CA) City News, March 10-16 2011:

    "Theft: Police were called at 5:17 P.M. to the 700 block of Higuera St. at Fanny Wrappers Lingerie shop for a reported shoplifting. No word on the booty that was pinched."

    March 18, 2011

  • Unabridged umbrage. Yoiks!

    March 18, 2011

  • "A friend’s young son (4 or 5) was asking her about “you know, the guys who like women, but they like to look good, too.” She very bravely took him up on it and explained that such men were called “metrosexuals.” He thought for a moment and then said, “So the guys who like guys… what are they? Hobosexuals?” She was driving at the time and is still amazed she didn’t run off the road from laughing so hard. Of course, the funny thing is, apparently there really are gay hobos who refer to themselves as “Hobosexuals.” Who knew?"

    (Comment by "Prospero" on Dan Piraro's--"Bizarro" cartoonist-- blog)

    March 18, 2011

  • Even Dilbert gets into the action. A shame Scott couldn't work meatus in as well.

    March 18, 2011

  • Heard on NPR's Says You - a bon mot by one of the panelists (in re: to the word tussie-mussie - i.e., presented to mollify a fussy hussy), and I just like it.

    March 12, 2011

  • Domestic helper hides physician?

    March 12, 2011

  • Origin: when signatures were often simple crosses, a cross over a cross was a reneging on the deal.(According to NPR's Says You)

    March 12, 2011

  • Origin: wooden board to catch the mud or water thrown up by the horses pulling a carriage or coach. (According to NPR's Says You)

    March 12, 2011

  • Thank'zu, 'zu! :o)

    March 10, 2011

  • How 'bout a ride in my Isuzu, ruzuzu? It's got a full tank o' umbrage, 'n rarin' to go!

    March 4, 2011

  • Could be used as a shibboleth for detecting chemists (according to Isaac Asimov, says Wikipedia).

    March 3, 2011

  • The consummate craft of Foley. All those little and big sounds in the movie you're watching have to be recreated from a vast storehouse of typical junkdrawer, wardrobe and miscellaneous paraphernalia. Fascinating! It'll enhance your appreciation of the film industry.

    March 2, 2011

  • Well, nothing comes to mind other than the standards: "cheated death"; "almost bought the farm"; "used one of his nine lives" "bit a hole in the pilot seat" (with his you know what) etc. Not all that inspired, but I hope it helps...

    February 26, 2011

  • Net cost of jumping in your Cessna 172 and flying off to Catalina Island for lunch.

    February 26, 2011

  • Slang for a "Near Mid-air Collision"

    February 26, 2011

  • A kind of visual approach into an airport. Nicely expeditious in certain weather conditions, for places like John Wayne - Orange County airport and Burbank airport. Also see concrete compass.

    February 26, 2011

  • Navigating an aircraft by reference to roads on the ground. If you use a rail-road track you're using the iron compass. Useful in contact approaches.

    February 26, 2011

  • An aircraft that spends an inordinate amount of time in the hanger undergoing repairs. Especially applicable to aircraft harboring a "wire-worm".

    February 26, 2011

  • Just lookit all 'em g-s, h-s 'n t-s! Splendid!

    February 25, 2011

  • "Pickles"

    February 23, 2011

  • A different sort of palindrome.

    February 19, 2011

  • Beauty contains buy and eat. A sort-of Kangaroo word: BeaUtY - bEAuTy. See an animated version here.

    February 17, 2011

  • RENDER UNTO CAESAR...

    Modernity comes to China: Religious teachers must now fill out a government application before they can be reincarnated.The decree, passed in 2007, requires that applications be submitted to four different government bodies.“The selection of reincarnates must preserve national unity and solidarity of all ethnic groups, and the selection process cannot be influenced by any group or individual from outside the country.” (via futilitycloset.com)

    February 17, 2011

  • See comments at kilroy, as to "Kilroy Was Here".

    February 17, 2011

  • According to "Wiley's Dictionary": metronome = a city dwarf.

    (Johnny Hart's B.C. comic 2/15/11)

    February 15, 2011

  • From BC cartoon today: "Show me an Eskimo ophthalmologist...and I'll show you an optical Aleutian."

    http://comics.com/bc/2011-02-11/

    February 11, 2011

  • see donut icer

    February 10, 2011

  • see donut icer

    February 10, 2011

  • Anagrams: introduce and reduction.

    February 10, 2011

  • Smoked salmon scramble (with sour cream and drizzled-on Pepper Plant TM); potatoes on the side. Mmmmmm...

    February 7, 2011

  • A short, private, dead-end road. (via NPR's Says You)

    February 5, 2011

  • To throw money into a crowd. (via NPR's Says You)

    February 5, 2011

  • I first heard this visiting relatives in Hawaii.

    February 5, 2011

  • A Brazil nut.

    February 5, 2011

  • That's no Lady! That's my....uh, hmmmm, well, no on Lady of Spain, but I did do an interview or two with playing on the local radio, too: KTMS.

    January 30, 2011

  • Yes, the NPR puzzle. Will Shortz said it's a variant of Afghani, and if he accepts it that's good enuff for me...

    January 30, 2011

  • A square piece of cloth used as head covering in Guatemala. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 29, 2011

  • In the old days, saloon and bar owners offered a free lunch to patrons who spent a requisite time drinking in their establishment, hoping they would get so drunk they'd forget they never got their free lunch. It was adjudged as unfair advertising by the authorities of the era. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 29, 2011

  • Sad and Happy at the same time?

    January 29, 2011

  • A nationality containing two nations:

    afGHANistAni

    afgHAnIsTanI

    January 27, 2011

  • Nosey Parker; Lookie Loo.

    January 26, 2011

  • I'm astounded I didn't discover this page 4 years ago and expose a limited chapter of my past. I played accordion as a kid *and* I played in an accordion band. We played on a float in the Santa Barbara Fiesta Parade as well as other public venues for a number of years and appeared on the local TV station,KEYT, on several occasions. A few of the members could play 12th Street Rag with the bellow shake and were awe inspiring to the rest of us hacks.

    January 22, 2011

  • When your parrot flies the coop?

    January 14, 2011

  • Yeah, good one. Added.

    January 12, 2011

  • Point taken, 'zu. Also fbharjo's. Thanks.

    January 12, 2011

  • Ah, Walt Kelly we miss you!

    January 12, 2011

  • Thanks again, ruzuzu. Tuck-out's new to me. tuck in always meant to sit down and "dig in" to a meal with enthusiastic appetite; didn't realize tuck-out was the same. Course, little Jack Horner tuck-in his thumb and tuck-out a plum, don'tcha know! :o)

    January 8, 2011

  • Thanks, 'zu. Cop as "Goin' to get all medieval on yo ass."? (Pulp Fiction, I think). :o)

    January 6, 2011

  • What Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

    January 5, 2011

  • Related to "alas and alack"?

    January 3, 2011

  • Derivation: "count of the stable" - the man who counted the King's horses every morning to verify none missing. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 2, 2011

  • It's in Bell county. :o)

    December 31, 2010

  • Anagram of Woman Hitler

    December 30, 2010

  • Against everybody?

    December 25, 2010

  • The science of poker playing?

    December 25, 2010

  • A small table?

    December 25, 2010

  • Not cute enough?

    December 25, 2010

  • See cryptomnesia.

    December 20, 2010

  • "Gets the red out."

    December 19, 2010

  • To act timidly, according to NPR's Says You

    December 19, 2010

  • To lay a bottle on its side for a long time to get out every last drop after the contents have been poured out. (via NPR's Says You)

    December 19, 2010

  • See fragrance.

    December 19, 2010

  • Fragrance v. scent. Alcohol-based v. oil-based. (via NPR's Says You

    December 19, 2010

  • Algonquin word for moose, meaning "twig eater".

    ~via NPR's Says You

    December 12, 2010

  • A lightening in the sky portending bad weather.

    ~via NPR's Says You

    December 12, 2010

  • In typing, a word is a unit of length signified by five characters/spaces.

    ~via NPR's Says You

    December 12, 2010

  • Re: "more good songs in Spanish" - check out the classic "Trio Los Panchos" oeuvre. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Panchos

    December 10, 2010

  • Yah, didn't know him but enjoyed his version; you've been a fan for a while? Thing I like about the Perla arrangement is the repeated, harmonic descending arpeggio background to the piece. It's unique in my experience...and works on me like an anvil of mercy.

    December 10, 2010

  • 'Zu, I changed the link. THIS is my very favorite arrangement, just didn't know it was up on YouTube. The version I have on iTunes by Perla Batalla is done with a quartet of acoustic guitars. Beautiful!!

    December 9, 2010

  • The cuccuruddu ruzuzu made me think of that extremely beautiful Mexican song Cucurrucucu Paloma. Check it out, 'zu! Always makes me misty eyed when I hear it...

    December 9, 2010

  • Thanks, 'zu. I added shell to the list. Also found some more at that off site list ptero linked. Neat!

    December 9, 2010

  • Janus word in the sense of add shells (or bombard "we were being shelled by the VC") vs. remove shells (i.e., shuck).

    December 9, 2010

  • Huh! I mighta knowed! :o)

    December 8, 2010

  • A female moth?

    December 7, 2010

  • Time-share yacht?

    December 7, 2010

  • Surfing convention?

    December 7, 2010

  • "Nathaniel had his reasons for his journey to Rhyolite, the greatest boom town in the west. He hoped to find what the snallygaster had taken from him. Some believed it could snatch away whatever you most valued. It had taken Annabelle, the love of his life. Now he was here in Rhyolite, to make his fortune, reunite with Annabelle--and to find the man he murdered back in Baltimore."

    ~Opening paragraph of Journey to Rhyolite by Steve Bartholomew

    December 5, 2010

  • Anagram of 'harmonicas'

    December 5, 2010

  • To 'middle aisle it' is to get married.

    December 5, 2010

  • The American Bittern - a wading bird. I'm astounded reesetee hasn't listed this!

    December 5, 2010

  • Crow tastes awful!

    December 5, 2010

  • Bargain junkie.

    December 2, 2010

  • A flight attendant who subsidizes his/her airline salary on the side.

    December 1, 2010

  • A distant relative of hostitute.

    December 1, 2010

  • Yet another "palindrone".

    November 15, 2010

  • Gone ghotion.

    November 15, 2010

  • An inhabitant of Moscow?

    November 15, 2010

  • Foozler - a poor golf shot.

    November 14, 2010

  • Bipolar Bear

    November 10, 2010

  • Speed Bump cartoon 11/10/2010.

    November 10, 2010

  • Thanks, Erin. Done. :o)

    November 6, 2010

  • Thanks, amigo. I'll give it a look. My surmise was right that you were the go-to guy on this! :o)

    November 3, 2010

  • Hi mollusque. Do you know of any alphabet/font source showing reversed letters that could be C & P-d. Here's a sample that gave me the idea from Teresa's FrogBlog:

    http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/11/think.html

    The trouble is that C & P doesn't work on that image and also the letters are a limited selection even if it could be done.

    I haven't a clue how I could make one up for myself via, say, photographic process image reversal.

    November 2, 2010

  • A wandering ghost.

    October 31, 2010

  • up

    dn

    October 30, 2010

  • Communal genius.

    October 26, 2010

  • A baby with alphabet blocks is an oxymoron?

    October 24, 2010

  • Phrase arose from the 1933 movie "Bombshell" starring Jean Harlow (who became the blond bombshell).

    October 24, 2010

  • Reference to the unwelcome appearance of bones in your soup.

    October 24, 2010

  • Comes from a song: "Joe Hill" (Joe Hill and the Preacher and the Slave).

    October 24, 2010

  • Geek evolution

    (via SoG on twitter)

    October 22, 2010

  • Eek!

    October 22, 2010

  • Deepak Chopra?

    October 18, 2010

  • Also see woomeister.

    October 18, 2010

  • See apocalypse.

    October 17, 2010

  • The Four Palindromes of the Apocalypse

    An era, midst its dim arena

    Elapses pale.

    No, in uneven union

    Liars, alas, rail.

    – Leigh Mercer (via futilitycloset.com)

    October 17, 2010

  • See, we've all had that Wordnik moment of "that word doesn't look right". From Phil Plait ("Bad Astronomer" on twitter): "Had to type the word "gauze" for a post going up tomorrow. The word looks wrong no matter how I spell it. Gauze. Gawz. Gouze. Snooki."

    October 16, 2010

  • An Expy is a exported cartoon character. It's happening a lot to the Cathy character that was just retired from the comics. More here. (link found in a Frogapplause comic strip comment)

    October 11, 2010

  • A Polish Spoonerism.

    October 10, 2010

  • Group biography or study of a group of people.

    October 10, 2010

  • One who writes about or talks about people taking baths.

    October 10, 2010

  • Let’s play a game. We’ll each name three consecutive outcomes of a coin toss (for example, tails-heads-heads, or THH). Then we’ll flip a coin repeatedly until one of our chosen runs appears. That player wins.

    Is there any strategy you can take to improve your chance of beating me? Strangely, there is. When I’ve named my triplet (say, HTH), take the complement of the center symbol and add it to the beginning, and then discard the last symbol (here yielding HHT). This new triplet will be more likely to appear than mine.

    The remarkable thing is that this always works. No matter what triplet I pick, this method will always produce a triplet that is more likely to appear than mine. It was discovered by Barry Wolk of the University of Manitoba, building on a discovery by Walter Penney.

    From

    October 9, 2010

  • "In analyzing the difference between the recognition awakening to Reality and the theoretical acceptance without recognition, it seems that in the latter instance there is a quality that might be called mediative distance, while in the case of recognition there is the closeness of immediacy." Franklin Merrell-Wolff, Experience and Philosophy p. 258

    October 9, 2010

  • Acronym: High Earner, Not Rich Yet. Those earning $250K - $500K/year and most at risk in the event of non-extension of the Bush tax reductions. Apparently those making more than $500K (the "rich") wouldn't feel the pinch of a return to previous tax brackets. Heard on PBS's The News Hour.

    October 6, 2010

  • Etymology here.

    October 4, 2010

  • Usage citation here.

    October 2, 2010

  • Hey, T., I got an email with some aviation-related content that you might be interested in. I can fwd it to you if I had an eddress. You might be able to use one of your many Frog Blog tools to make it available to the "Froggistas", dunno, but you'd enjoy it anyway.

    September 30, 2010

  • The un-raise.

    September 27, 2010

  • Street address: 5 Avenue Anatole France

    September 26, 2010

  • 66 ft. 11 inches is the current world record for spitting a watermelon seed. Set in 1989. (via NPR's Says You)

    September 26, 2010

  • Derivation: mid-1600s; lying on a bed of cucumbers to lower body temperature.

    September 26, 2010

  • Village cattle (according to NPR's Says You)

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. allocation

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. disclaimer

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. restrain

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. instill

    September 26, 2010

  • Cf. insubstantial

    September 26, 2010

  • RT, do you check your gmail acct (shown on your flickr profile) infrequently? I sent something there you might find interesting. Bird related.

    September 24, 2010

  • An EXCELLENT use of the vuvuzela! Oh, yeah!

    September 24, 2010

  • See Baltimore chop.

    September 19, 2010

  • Where a batted ball bounces so high in the infield the fielder hasn't time to throw the batter out after catching it.

    September 19, 2010

  • From Roman times, in the public baths a stick with a sponge attached to one end was used to perform the function of toilet paper today. Grasping the stick by the sponge end is getting the wrong end of the stick. (via NPR's Says You)

    September 19, 2010

  • There is a Weed, California.

    September 18, 2010

  • Obscure usage here.

    September 17, 2010

  • I wondered about that. Figured that sports can have teams but now see my error. I'll fix it.

    September 15, 2010

  • Hey, T. Don't know if this is blog material or not, but here it is anyway. As a retired pilot I've gotta love this guy!

    September 15, 2010

  • Hey, bilby. Thanks for your suggestion. I opened the "Teams we'd like to see" list, if you're interested in adding more...

    September 15, 2010

  • Hi 'zuzu. I opened the "Teams we'd like to see" list. Go for it!

    September 15, 2010

  • Done! Thanks, bilby.

    September 15, 2010

  • A vindication of the justice of God in permitting evil to exist.

    September 14, 2010

  • Epitaph for a dentist: Don't intrude on the Good Dentist, he's busy filling a cavity.

    September 10, 2010

  • Hey, r_t. You are seriously remiss in the pronunciations arena. What's up wif dat?! I expected at least a bird whistle or two, yes? Come on, you can do it! "Skreeeee"

    September 10, 2010

  • This figures in Michael Connelly's latest book Scarecrow.

    September 10, 2010

  • The Problem of Future Contingents

    If there will be a sea battle tomorrow, then that fact is true today and has always been true. Our future is thus inevitable. What freedom is left to us?

    On the other hand, if statements about the future are neither true nor false today, then how can God have perfect foreknowledge of the future?

    (from futilitycloset.com)

    September 9, 2010

  • An interlacing of SHOE + COLD.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of FETES + LENS.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of CLIP + ALOE.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of CANE + HILT.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of SIR + ILL + MAY.

    September 6, 2010

  • An interlacing of SOT + PUS.

    September 6, 2010

  • LibEraTe

    September 6, 2010

  • Okay, fbharjo, you got it!

    September 6, 2010

  • Thanks for the Wordnik activity summary, ruzuzu! A big vuvuzela toot for you!! :oD

    September 5, 2010

  • n.,The art of writing in the dark.

    September 4, 2010

  • What is a square grouper?.

    A bale of flotsam marijuana.

    September 1, 2010

  • Two hogsheads = one butt.

    August 29, 2010

  • Half a cord: 2' x 4' x 8'

    August 29, 2010

  • A unit of paper measurement.

    August 29, 2010

  • = one-sixth of an ounce

    August 29, 2010

  • 126 gallons. Composed of two hogsheads.

    August 29, 2010

  • disk = underlying technology is magnetic

    disc = underlying technology is optical

    August 29, 2010

  • disc = underlying technology is optical

    disk = underlying technology is magnetic

    August 29, 2010

  • "Marc Hauser professor of psychology and anthropological biology at Harvard takes a more nuanced view, arguing that people are possessed of what he calls humaniqueness, a suite of cognitive skills including the ability to recombine information to gain new understanding, a talent animals simply don't have."

    --Time magazine article "Inside The Minds of Animals" Aug. 16, 2010

    August 27, 2010

  • “It makes no more sense to talk of changing the future than it does to talk of changing the past. Suppose that I decide to change the future, by having coffee for breakfast tomorrow instead of my usual tea. Have I changed the future? No. For coffee for breakfast was the future. It has been objected to me that the above argument is perhaps misleading. For, it has been said, there is quite clearly a sense in which I can change the future and not the past, and this is because my acts of will determine the future and not the past — I cannot undo what has been done. Now I do not wish to deny that we can causally affect the future and not the past, and indeed this causal directionality of time is part of the problem of the ‘direction of time.’ Nevertheleless I would reiterate that the fact that our present actions determine that future would be most misleadingly expressed or described by saying that we can change the future. A man can change his trousers, his club, or his job. Perhaps he may even change the course of world history or the state of scientific thought. But one thing that he cannot change is the future, since whatever he brings about is the future, and nothing else is, or ever was.”

    – J.J.C. Smart, Problems of Space and Time, 1964 (via futilitycloset.com)

    August 25, 2010

  • See bilby's comment at turducken.

    August 25, 2010

  • "Narratively, William Pitt singlehandedly brings about the novel's first 'cute-meet' (a Hollywood term I only just learnt, meaning the scene in a film where the future romantic interests meet for the first time...}"

    --Response in interview with David Mitchell re his The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet on LibraryThing's "State of the Thing" e-newsletter


    See also, meet cute

    August 24, 2010

  • A Russian computer network gone awry?

    August 22, 2010

  • Related to where on the field of play the player lines up: a quarter of the way back behind the line of scrimmage. Cf. half back, full(y) back. There used to be a "three quarter" back position. All this according to NPR's Says You

    August 22, 2010

  • Is an autantonym: open v. shut in (as in a frank or sty).

    Thanks to ruzuzu.

    August 6, 2010

  • Interesting, ruzuzu. Thanks, I'll add it.

    August 6, 2010

  • After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    August 3, 2010

  • Hi, T. Interesting. I'm a bit mystified meself. One thing about pilots and watches however: the joke has always been that pilots have the BIGGEST watches. They've got to have all those pilot-type bells and whistles: elapsed time, multiple timezone capability, 24-hour function face...all that keen stuff! Btw, I've never owned anything like that (well, almost never :o))....

    Edit: I think your idea about advertising cleverness is right. Must say, I've never seen anything like it, although I've spent plenty of time around airports (which is a natural place for such a product's advertising campaign).

    August 3, 2010

  • Use in "Dog eat Doug" cartoon strip

    August 1, 2010

  • A great big horse. (Scottish derivation)

    August 1, 2010

  • Derived from birds pecking in the excrement of horses left in the streets.

    August 1, 2010

  • Related to activity/preparation in the stage wings by an understudy.

    August 1, 2010

  • Derives from the sport of horse racing.

    August 1, 2010

  • See bag drag.

    July 31, 2010

  • Also known as a baggage drill. The offloading of the flight crew's personal bags from the aircraft and onto the crew bus to proceed to the crew rest facility, and vice versa.

    July 31, 2010

  • Info and recipe here.

    July 31, 2010

  • Hey R-t, how about fingersmith?

    Pickpocket/thief

    July 28, 2010

  • banjo : ferns :: pecan : ?

    July 24, 2010

  • Great work, mollusque! I can't say the whole sentence without taking a breath in there somewhere! :oD

    July 23, 2010

  • Just saw this for the first time. Nice work sionnach! How by enlarge?

    July 22, 2010

  • Thanks, m. Pitch is added. Good one.

    July 22, 2010

  • Hi, mollusque. This is right up your alley in case you haven't see it:

    Ross Eckler coined the sentence Unsociable housemaid discourages facetious behaviour.

    Each of the five words contains the five major vowels in a different order.

    (From futilitycloset.com)

    July 21, 2010

  • Thanks for the input (for toot-toot list), hernesheir.

    July 21, 2010

  • Interesting. I can feed the turtles and click the balls with the Mozilla browser but the Chrome browser has stopped working for those activities.

    Edit: Now working again. I sent a bug report to Chrome and they fixed it.

    July 21, 2010

  • Yay, cilantro!

    July 21, 2010

  • Palinism (pal’ in-i-zem) n. A non sequitur offered by a politician of great ambition who confuses notoriety with achievement. (from twitter feed #pleasegoaway)

    July 20, 2010

  • Well I'm crushed! I don't know if I can go on without being able to feed Tink and Toink Turtle. I hope it isn't the harbinger of computer doom. Oi yoi!

    July 20, 2010

  • A grayish, purplish blue.

    July 18, 2010

  • The segment of the army "without speech" (infant).

    July 18, 2010

  • Many military and airline pilots fit this word.

    July 14, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: having a gap between one's front teeth.

    July 11, 2010

  • Studio of a master artist where apprentices are trained.

    July 11, 2010

  • One who collects matchbooks.

    July 11, 2010

  • A contranym in the sense of demolish v. promote.

    July 9, 2010

  • Thanks, m., but I'm unclear how demo is contranymic. Demo as in demolish v. demo as promote?

    Btw, I'm a big fan of your work!

    July 9, 2010

  • Harper Lee's fat feathered friend?

    June 29, 2010

  • A good resource for crossword puzzling too, eh?

    June 29, 2010

  • Indeed it is! Wittgenstein must be spinning in his grave!

    June 28, 2010

  • Connection to speaking in tongues(glossolalia)? Cf. idioglossia.

    June 28, 2010

  • An unusual usage.

    June 28, 2010

  • Here's one on frogapplause's Frog Blog.

    June 28, 2010

  • Shouldn't that be: "Yes, we have no....."?

    June 28, 2010

  • Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking your melon on the pavement = 1 bananosecond

    June 27, 2010

  • A pizza with radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi*z*z*a --via Reddit.com

    June 27, 2010

  • Overworked and underpaid cubicle esne.

    June 23, 2010

  • It's half peas, don'tcha know!

    June 16, 2010

  • Thanks, hernesheir, for your inputs on my "one for the money" list. I'll get to puttin' 'em in pretty soon, I hope! :o)

    June 15, 2010

  • The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.

    He searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found. Finally, an old priest at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits.

    He successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them, a restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits.

    The young man replied, "I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have a hutch back of Notre Dame."

    June 6, 2010

  • Addyears to yours!

    June 1, 2010

  • Oh no! The Anagram Kid!

    June 1, 2010

  • ‘The activists had many things ready for an attack on the soldiers,’ Lev-Rom said, ‘including, for instance, a box of 20-30 slingshots with metal balls; these can kill. There were also all sorts of knives and many similar things. These are what they call “cold” weapons, as opposed to live fire. It was quite clear that a lynch had been prepared.’

    --www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/ , 31May2010

    June 1, 2010

  • What the carpenter's nail felt like?

    June 1, 2010

  • The weird thing is...

    May 30, 2010

  • After a certain age...

    May 27, 2010

  • Beating upwind into the weird.

    May 25, 2010

  • ...show up on paper trails.

    May 24, 2010

  • for eye tracks?

    May 24, 2010

  • darn tootin'!

    May 19, 2010

  • "I put on clean choners and then shimmied into the black tights and added a skirt." Sue Grafton, U is for Undertow, 2009

    May 18, 2010

  • Cf. summa cum laude

    May 18, 2010

  • Cf. magna cum laude

    May 18, 2010

  • Corny (and crypto-) poetry ala Palin's resignation speech mishmash.

    May 17, 2010

  • The equivalent of "use it or lose it".

    May 16, 2010

  • The defect in the party led him to defect to the other side of the aisle.

    May 16, 2010

  • Rats! I hoped this word had something to do with skimpy underwear.

    May 15, 2010

  • *hides chained_bear's vat behind ruzuzu's tat*

    May 14, 2010

  • An excuse you might give your boss for being late to work?

    "I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source, exactly e*log(pi), of the clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early."

    May 14, 2010

  • Father's Lesson

    A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.

    His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"

    "No! There's no one called Alf here," says the person who answered the phone.

    His father hangs up. "That's irritation," he says.

    He picks up the phone again, dials the same number, and asks for Alf a second time. "No-there's no one here called Alf. Go away. If you call again I shall telephone the police," the person says.

    His father hangs up and says, "That's aggravation."

    "Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the phone and dials the same number a third time.

    "Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?" he asks casually.

    May 14, 2010

  • "sammich" Also, see comment under english.

    May 14, 2010

  • What if languages were people? Also, see sammich.

    May 14, 2010

  • To cover with an inverted bowl (via futilitycloset.com). "It's time for your haircut, kid. Prepare to get whelved." :o)

    May 13, 2010

  • Hey Tb, in case you haven't seen this: Behind the scenes of "Hummingbirds". New photographic technology reveals heretofore unseen behavior.

    May 13, 2010

  • Here's a 9-minute video of some incredible hummingbird photography using new technology: "Behind the scenes of "Hummingbird".

    May 13, 2010

  • A supplement to sionnach's variations via NPR's Says You:

    ~ Left to themselves things will always degenerate.

    ~ Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

    May 9, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: showing a lack of common sense and good judgement.

    May 9, 2010

  • According to NPR's Says You: a shot in billiards where the cue ball hits two cushions before hitting the object ball.

    May 9, 2010

  • Jeez, Kobayashi ate 17.7 pounds of cow brains...in 15 minutes!! Gaaahh

    May 8, 2010

  • A PBS talking head's characterization of the British Liberal Democratic Party.

    May 8, 2010

  • I first ran across this phrase in the Walt Kelly Pogo comics. Pretty sure it means "the genuine article" with maybe a taste of the cat's pajamas or bee's knees? Maybe bilby will add his two cents?

    May 8, 2010

  • Only you, c_b, would sing this to her spawn! :o)

    May 8, 2010

  • Here's a takeoff based on the song and prefaced with this proviso:

    "Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you."

    CRACKING COMPUTERS

    May 8, 2010

  • The art, practice, process, act, or habit of coining words.

    Example: Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer.

    --from here

    May 8, 2010

  • A failed error diagnostic. (from Dan'l Oakes)sic

    Example: We are the new mobile audio-animatrons. You will see many of us around the park. Do not be alarmed, we are perfectly programed, and nothing can go worng.

    May 7, 2010

  • Extracting numbers from a dark place.

    Example: but "random numbers" sounds so much nicer than rectally extracted data points. How about "Proctonomics"?

    May 7, 2010

  • Pyrrhic Compromise

    A solution to a problem that maximally pisses off all the parties involved.

    Example: Intelligent design of a universe driven by natural selection! Is that a pyrrhic compromise, or what?

    May 7, 2010

  • How 'bout double devil-dog dare?

    May 7, 2010

  • Interesting article here about bedbugs bedeviling the rich.

    May 7, 2010

  • See dog's breakfast.

    May 7, 2010

  • I'll remember this, thanks. I sometimes spoonerize herd of turtles into turd of herdles. Used to make my copilots laugh. Oh, I was a wild and crazy jet jockey!

    May 7, 2010

  • "It is Gerald Hawkins and also Alexander Thom to whom we must give credit for reviving serious interest in archaeoastronomy. Hawkins' articles in Nature and Science and finally his book Stonehenge Decoded (1965) drew the attention of astronomers, archaeologists, and the public to the fascinating story of Stonehenge. Hawkins named his studies astroarchaeology, by which he meant the application of astronomy to the understanding of ancient structures." --Ray A. Williamson, Living the Sky - The Cosmos of the American Indian, 1984, p. 12-13

    May 6, 2010

  • A correspondent of the Drawer is involved in domestic perplexities. He writes:

    ‘I got acquainted with a young widow, who lived with her step-daughter in the same house. I married the widow; my father fell, shortly after it, in love with the step-daughter of my wife, and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law and also the daughter-in-law of my own father; my wife’s step-daughter is my step-mother, and I am the step-father of my mother-in-law. My stepmother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a boy: he is naturally my step-brother, because he is the son of my father and of my step-mother; but because he is the son of my wife’s step-daughter so is my wife the grandmother of the little boy, and I am the grandfather of my step-brother. My wife has also a boy: my step-mother is consequently the step-sister of my boy, and is also his grandmother, because he is the child of her step-son; and my father is the brother-in-law of my son, because he has got his step-sister for a wife. I am the brother of my own son, who is the son of my step-mother; I am the brother-in-law of my mother, my wife is the aunt of her own son, my son is the grandson of my father, and I am my own grandfather.’

    – Harper’s Magazine, April 1865 (via futilitycloset.com)

    May 5, 2010

  • You know you're a redneck if you've ever used a barstool as a walker.

    May 5, 2010

  • Farm helper?

    May 5, 2010

  • Views from the Eiffel Tower?

    May 5, 2010

  • The act of torching a mortgage?

    May 5, 2010

  • Handyman who specializes in building kitchen cabinets?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a torrero does best?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a guy in a skiff does?

    May 5, 2010

  • A chef who leaves Arby's to work at Wendy's?

    May 5, 2010

  • What a Cockney barber does at work?

    May 5, 2010

  • "I think 'a' is 'x' because 'x' is 'a'." begs the question. "Fessbinder's a nerd because under "nerd" in the dictionary you'll find his picture."

    May 1, 2010

  • "Let's table it" is to "put it on the back burner". Table is an autoantonym: table an offer (present it) v. table, withdraw.

    May 1, 2010

  • I'm with thtownse. "Let's table it" is to "put it on the back burner". Table is an autoantonym: table an offer (present it) v. table, withdraw.

    Cf., beg the question.

    May 1, 2010

  • I'm wondering if Kurt Vonnegut's granfalloon (Cat's Cradle) was inspired by this word.

    May 1, 2010

  • See terrazzo.

    May 1, 2010

  • "I don't have regrets - yet - about using the word foederati to describe Pakistani troops working with the American security services, in the first sentence of an article for the London Review of Books. It's an archaic term from the Roman Empire, but it is also a precise way to describe the relationship between the US and certain key allies: not colonial, not feudal, not contractual, and not exactly voluntary, either, just an understanding that, in certain circumstances and in exchange for certain favours, troops will be supplied to fight in an American cause. Perhaps it is a word, like albedo, whose time has come again." --"From albedo to zugunruhe" by James Meek

    April 30, 2010

  • The world's thinnest book: The Amish Phone Directory...or, maybe, Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA?

    April 29, 2010

  • Thanks for the kind words. 'Preciate it! :>)

    April 29, 2010

  • New Drug: Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    April 28, 2010

  • A plebeian cookie rises to the stature of a champion.

    April 25, 2010

  • The stub of a broken tooth (from NPR's Says You)

    April 25, 2010

  • The kennel floor?

    April 24, 2010

  • I agree it can be "induced" by overlong staring at a word.

    April 24, 2010

  • When you dream in color it's a pigment of your imagination. :P

    April 23, 2010

  • laconic?

    April 22, 2010

  • Six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot BUNCH!!

    April 21, 2010

  • Cued by ululate.

    April 21, 2010

  • Huh! I half expected to see queue in this list. Huh!

    April 21, 2010

  • I just knew I'd get some *groans*! :o)

    April 20, 2010

  • Off to School...

    A wealthy New York businessman who sent his two daughters to the University of California's Los Angeles campus in the hope that they would find something unusual to study there that would stir them out their apathy. He was considerably alarmed, however, when they wrote back to tell him that they both had decided to specialize in research on ancient Egyptian plumbing.

    He immediately sent them a telegram which read, "Under no circumstances will I support a couple of Pharaoh Faucet Majors!"

    April 20, 2010

  • Original name for

    April 18, 2010

  • Pat Metheny has re-invented this turn-of-the-twentieth-century contraption.

    April 17, 2010

  • See bathyscaphe.

    April 17, 2010

  • AMF, sjh.

    April 15, 2010

  • Cushing Biggs Hassell’s thousand-page History of the Church of God (1886) is notable for a single sentence — on page 580, beginning “The nineteenth is the century …”

    It’s six pages long, with 3,153 words, 360 commas, 86 semicolons, and six footnotes. Many regard it as the longest legitimate sentence ever published in a book.

    Essentially it’s one long indictment of the 19th century, proving for Hassell that “after all our progress, this is still a very sinful and miserable world.” Why he felt he had to show this in a single sentence is not clear.

    Here's it is.

    (via futilitycloset.com)

    April 14, 2010

  • "In 'Paint-by-Number' how many zeroes in a vermillion?" --from a Frazz cartoon

    April 10, 2010

  • "A web-footed, duck-billed mammal's approach to life." --Frazz cartoon

    April 10, 2010

  • The Comic Tragedian

    "...Coates was so transcendently, world-bestridingly awful at his chosen craft that he attracted throngs of jeering onlookers."

    April 9, 2010

  • That would also be the sound I would make falling from a tree!

    April 9, 2010

  • In 1997, University of Edinburgh linguistics professor Geoffrey K. Pullum submitted the following letter to the Economist:

    ‘Connections needed’ (March 15) reports that Russia’s Transneft pipeline operator is not able to separate crude flows from different oil fields: ‘they all come out swirled into a single bland blend.’ This is quite true. And worse yet, the characterless, light-colored mix thus produced is concocted blindly, without quality oversight, surely a grave mistake. In fact, I do not recall ever encountering a blinder blander blonder blender blunder.

    It “would have been a true first in natural language text,” Pullum wrote, “a grammatical and meaningful sequence of five consecutive words in a natural context that are differentiated from each other by just a single character.” Alas, the Economist chose not to print it.

    --from futilitycloset.com

    April 7, 2010

  • ...and douchoisie. The new hipster slurs.

    April 3, 2010

  • See fauxhemian.

    April 3, 2010

  • See douchoisie.

    April 3, 2010

  • ...and douchoisie. The new hipster slurs.

    April 3, 2010

  • I got moon-mugged once; I was being followed by a moonshadow!

    April 1, 2010

  • Poor Mr. Potatohead!

    April 1, 2010

  • Knock, knock...

    April 1, 2010

  • Oh, the malevolence! *shudder*

    April 1, 2010

  • Was it Henry Miller who first wrote quivering quim? Rings a bell, somehow....

    March 31, 2010

  • The act of falling asleep on your keyboard whilst blogging about a book review after a bottle of wine.

    March 31, 2010

  • Wrong port sivaseamy.

    March 31, 2010

  • Gimme a hug nile gimmu a Coke.

    March 30, 2010

  • See this list.

    March 30, 2010

  • Soup to Nutz

    March 28, 2010

  • AsteriskMan - Grawlix Translator

    March 28, 2010

  • Frank & Ernest

    March 28, 2010

  • Faint total?

    March 28, 2010

  • A sibilant shipment?

    March 28, 2010

  • Chewy suitor?

    March 28, 2010

  • Shards of split atoms?

    March 28, 2010

  • The hostess with the mostest!

    March 28, 2010

  • prodigiosity?

    March 26, 2010

  • Agnes

    March 25, 2010

  • Calvin was good at making these, and so was Hobbes. Watterson! What a cartoonist!

    March 23, 2010

  • A Frenchman living in New Zealand is a Kiwi wiwi.

    March 21, 2010

  • At ruzuzu's behest.

    March 20, 2010

  • For ruzuzu.

    March 20, 2010

  • This, thanks to sionnach and ruzuzu.

    March 20, 2010

  • Done, but I'd like to put the palindrome in my DYSLEXIC'S DELIGHT list, okay?

    March 20, 2010

  • Treeseed! Wherefore art thou?

    March 19, 2010

  • I hope that's not your SS#! Regards from Col. KellRoy.

    March 19, 2010

  • Yep, looks like it rt. You be a wizzard o' odds, me thinks. Thanks.

    March 19, 2010

  • I'm glad y'all like it. Chickadees are my special pals!! :o)

    Interesting 'zuzu, that song will never be the same....

    March 19, 2010

  • A creature of the snowpocalypse

    March 18, 2010

  • Are you sure this isn't supposed to be secretary bird? The topknot looks familiar.

    March 18, 2010

  • Ah ha, gotcha! *focuses binoculars*

    March 18, 2010

  • According to B.C. Comic's Wiley's Dictionary: The result of running over a smurf picnic with your lawnmower.

    March 18, 2010

  • It would be fun if this word had a connection to:

    "He had a broad face and a little round belly,

    that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly."

    March 15, 2010

  • Video of a kitler who has befriended a crow.

    March 14, 2010

  • Old MacDonald had a sheep....in the barn.

    March 14, 2010

  • NPR's Says You) sez: A bad bounce at a holiday billiards tournament.

    March 14, 2010

  • Biography of the original Doublemint Twins.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: invisible v. obvious.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: one type v. many types.

    March 14, 2010

  • Contranym: promote aggressively v. punish harshly.

    March 14, 2010

  • Moonshine made from bananas.

    March 14, 2010

  • Monty Python's favorite canned protein.

    March 13, 2010

  • Huh! I'll try it tomorrow morning...

    Edit: tried it a couple of times and the jury is still out.

    March 13, 2010

  • Literature for sitting on the "throne"?

    Not for the squeamish!

    March 13, 2010

  • Holy moly! I was going to add this to my list Words Waiting in the Wings and find that Edward FitzGerald used it in a letter! Ah, great minds.... :)

    March 13, 2010

  • One of my favorite birds. A real lovable little clown! Rallying/mating call "fee bee bee bee" (listen to it at pronunciation for mountain chickadee); if you whistle it in the mountains where they abound you'll soon have 'em answering and flocking around.

    More info and image here.

    March 13, 2010

  • The reading aloud of false and injurious-to-reputation printed matter. Aside: invented as a sort of mnemonic kludge for keeping libel and slander in the ole memory banks.

    March 13, 2010

  • Get yours here! (see customer reviews)

    March 12, 2010

  • See maya and lila.

    March 12, 2010

  • NPR story

    March 12, 2010

  • See unbearable.

    March 10, 2010

  • See unbearable.

    March 10, 2010

  • At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."

    As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."

    Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."

    As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"

    March 10, 2010

  • I read it back when I went through a teaching credential program and then taught for *shudder* a year. Great book. I also enjoyed his How To Survive In Your Native Land.

    March 9, 2010

  • Mascot of Pomona College in California. It runs in circles when startled - not a good survival strategy :/.

    March 7, 2010

  • To bustle or scramble about.

    March 7, 2010

  • A lobster with parasites?

    March 7, 2010

  • I wonder if this has any relation to perseveration.

    March 7, 2010

  • The wastrel who returns to the welcoming arms of his father, much to the dismay of the model brother.

    March 7, 2010

  • See e-force.

    March 6, 2010

  • The monkeys got captionym in only a few minutes; a long way from all of Shakespeare's works, granted, but still impressive!

    reesetee: you know about right-click 'inspect element', right?

    March 6, 2010

  • I ditto yarb's use as with Spanish speakers, but otherwise I go with chilly or chillay depending on whether the universe zigs or zags at that moment. Just think of all the parallel realities that creates!

    March 6, 2010

  • Hey c_b! This was in my inbox this morning and I thought I'd pass it along to you. Interesting that tappen somehow escaped mention. Hope it's never had your eyetracks on it before.

    I want to be a bear......

    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup...... I want to be a bear!

    March 6, 2010

  • Field Guide to the Acronymical Kingdom

    March 5, 2010

  • "...There is in fact an ‘Ariadne’s thread’ out of the cavern of illusions; realms that are ‘like’ dreams, whilst not strictly speaking being dreams..." --Lee Horstman, BEYOND THE GODS

    March 3, 2010

  • A unit of measure equal to at least 4 billion, according to NPR's Says You.

    February 28, 2010

  • A mistake that comes back to haunt you.

    February 28, 2010

  • A unit of oenological measurement equal to 66 bottles of champagne according to NPR's Says You.

    February 28, 2010

  • legolicious

    February 26, 2010

  • " It meticulously dissects the myriad protean tricks authoritarianism employs to maneuver its subjects into place and keep them there. Access to information and accountability for one's conduct are essential for the brave new world that might emerge if the reptant strain of authoritarianism in humankind does not destroy this world first in the name of knowing better." (from a review, on Amazon.com by Ford Greene, Esq., of The Guru Papers: Masks of Authoritarian Power)

    February 25, 2010

  • Egyptian (ancient?) for cat. Means "seer". (This, according to Darby Conley in his Get Fuzzy comic strip.)

    February 21, 2010

  • I first and only time I ever heard this word used was by my girlfriend speech pathologist; "You're perseverating!" It was a good lesson: I never forgot it, nor do I perseverate (uh huh).

    February 21, 2010

  • "Nook" contains two antonyms.

    February 19, 2010

  • RT: surprised not to see one of your bird lists shown under mumruffin!

    February 17, 2010

  • "For decades, New Yorker writer Alastair Reid has been collecting words, weird ones. In Ounce, Dice, Trice, the words play tricks on each other and on the reader. gongoozler, piddocks, mumruffin. Reid twists them into rhymes and draws odd connections between them in this book part dictionary, part gonomony receptacle...With black-and-white sketches by painter Ben Shahn, Ounce, Dice, Trice amounts to great fun for the average gongozzler (idle person) of any age." –The Bergen County Record

    February 17, 2010

  • Marcel Bich

    February 14, 2010

  • Unhip hop?

    February 14, 2010

  • Used on NPR's Says You show today.

    February 14, 2010

  • A ball.

    February 14, 2010

  • Using your GPS app everyday to navigate to the home you've lived in for the last twelve years. (Heard on NPR's Wait, wait, don't tell me!)

    February 14, 2010

  • The Beer Prayer

    Our lager,

    Which art in barrels,

    Hollowed be thy drink.

    I will be drunk,

    At home as in the travern.

    Give us this day our foamy head,

    And forgive us our spillages,

    As we forgive those who spill against us.

    And lead us not into incarceration,

    But deliver us from hangerovers.

    For thine is the beer. The bitter and the lager

    Forever and ever,

    Barmen.

    February 14, 2010

  • Thanks, mollusque, for severer.

    February 14, 2010

  • Done! Thanks, M.

    February 14, 2010

  • Used in Teresa's frogapplause comicstrip, today (13Feb10).

    February 13, 2010

  • Hobbes?

    February 13, 2010

  • One who repairs umbrellas.

    February 10, 2010

  • You know you're a mother when you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.

    February 9, 2010

  • What, no minkey mounts!? :o) I see monkey back guarantee is a shared whimsy.

    February 9, 2010

  • *applauds ecstatically from the mosh pit*

    February 9, 2010

  • I've done this more than a few times in a number of places in Australia. Ancient history now though, sorry to say...

    February 9, 2010

  • A dance. Wiki link

    February 9, 2010

  • See monkeybite.

    February 9, 2010

  • Another term for a hickey.

    February 9, 2010

  • You're right! Good 'un, Ms Frog. :o)

    February 8, 2010

  • Please take a seat Ms. Witherspoon = Chair, Reese.

    February 7, 2010

  • The summer fur of a squirrel.

    February 7, 2010

  • A place to sleep in.

    February 7, 2010

  • *hands bilby a confection out of sionnach's new, elaborate dispenser*

    February 7, 2010

  • This is an especially useful thing if you're not happy with your monkey!

    February 7, 2010

  • Chromophores -> photovoltaic cells.

    February 7, 2010

  • I.e., unfalsifiable. Wikipedia. Also see gobbledygook.

    February 6, 2010

  • I love the lame blog too!! Btw, T., I think you want built rather than build for the new clicking balls. Or, maybe, builded? :o)

    February 6, 2010

  • In golf, taking more than 3 or more shots to get out of a sandtrap.

    January 31, 2010

  • In bowling: the 1, 2, 4 and 7 pins.

    January 31, 2010

  • To dance until one falls down. (according to NPR's Says You)

    January 31, 2010

  • Animation (thx to Frog Blog).

    January 30, 2010

  • "Puzzle Palace on the Potomac" --Ronald Reagan

    January 30, 2010

  • How can we leave out shit-ass?!

    January 30, 2010

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    11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 is prime. (via futilitycloset.com)

    January 30, 2010

  • When I was seventeen, it was a very good year. Frank Sinatra

    January 30, 2010

  • Yoiks! Just reviewed 7457 and, yes, I shoulda knowed!

    January 30, 2010

  • Huh! I'm not getting this. I see James Bond and the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything, but get lost in the middle. Somebody he'p me please!

    January 30, 2010

  • I must say I'm puzzled by "my girl and her mother". Is that girlfriend?

    January 30, 2010

  • The 'teens'? thirteen,fourteen,fifteen,sixteen,seventeen,eighteen,nineteen.

    January 30, 2010

  • If you've been divorced five times, you're a pentapopemptic!

    January 29, 2010

  • MAXiPad - the next generation (via twitter)

    January 28, 2010

  • Ooh! Ooh! Must have!

    January 28, 2010

  • Description for Apple's new whichever what's gonna be brang out today! (Maybe)

    January 28, 2010

  • Are the cows mugging?

    January 24, 2010

  • Made me all warm and toasty to read!

    January 24, 2010

  • The "wizard of ooze".

    January 24, 2010

  • The point of the elbow.

    January 24, 2010

  • In 1792, 24 stockbrokers sat under a buttonwood tree and agreed to deal only with each other, it was the beginning of the NYSE.

    January 24, 2010

  • "No me moleste mosquito, just let me eat my burrito." neato keen!

    January 24, 2010

  • Elvis left? Right.

    January 23, 2010

  • Reptile Brumation.

    January 23, 2010

  • Interestingly enough, I ran across this word in a cartoon (Little Dog Lost by Steve Boreman, 1/23/2010).

    January 23, 2010

  • Physics or women's swimwear?

    January 23, 2010

  • Geez, I thought it had to do with irate Pentagon employees!

    January 23, 2010

  • Hamgerbers on the Porch!

    January 23, 2010

  • Provisional license for student driver, usually limited to some specific duration (e.g., six months in California).

    January 23, 2010

  • Alas, never got a shot of it. Lots of ho-hum shots of the horizon and some neat clouds but nothing memorable. Usually any worthwhile event was gone before being camera-ready. It was easier and more fun to compose poetry(!).

    January 23, 2010

  • All this hilarity has made me a bit peckish!

    January 23, 2010

  • Just ganghbusters! :o)

    January 23, 2010

  • trivet, do you hail from Ojai? Saw it under pink moment. I'm a born-and-raised Santa Barbaran. Used to go play golf in Ojai and one of my favorite places there is the Krotona Library.

    January 23, 2010

  • Reesetee, your link on green sun is broken. I notice that pilot's halo isn't on the list. Recommended.

    January 23, 2010

  • Also, when conditions are right (much rarer than green flash conditions) the "green ray".

    January 23, 2010

  • I've seen this many, many times. It was always a special sight, no matter how often seen...like a beautiful sunset.

    January 23, 2010

  • You've gotta love the flow of this word. My gullfren Ouagadougou Lulu loves to watch Zulus do the Hula.

    January 23, 2010

  • Whoops! Now public. Thanks, PossibleUnderscore.

    January 23, 2010

  • The oceanographic research ship USNS Eltanin discovered this off the Antarctic coast in 1964, at a depth of 13,500 feet — that’s 2.5 miles down.

    January 23, 2010

  • For years, South African miners have been finding disks and spheres like this one (see picture and more info here.). Usually brown or red, the objects can measure up to 10 centimeters in diameter, and like this one they’re often engraved with parallel grooves or ridges.

    January 23, 2010

  • I like my water in scotch! :o)

    January 22, 2010

  • Like dontcry and gangerh, I've done a pronunciation that doesn't show on my profile page. The pron., at the word page (zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba), works but doesn't show on the profile page. Maybe there's some delay? I haven't yet experimented with any others yet...

    January 22, 2010

  • Huh! dontcry's and gangerh's minute silence prons both are inop.

    January 22, 2010

  • Learn this by heart and it'll come in handy in any roadside sobriety testing you might have to endure!

    Click on the "pronunciation" link for a sample recitation.

    January 22, 2010

  • Well, I'm altogether indifferent. :^)

    January 22, 2010

  • Answer to the riddle:

    "At a Cambridge dinner, Arthur C. Clarke asked Clive Sinclair, 'What was the first human artifact to break the sound barrier?'"

    January 22, 2010

  • See opitulation'

    January 22, 2010

  • See opitulation.

    January 22, 2010

  • "Without thy help, recruit, support,

    Opitulation, furtherance,

    Assistance, rescue, aid, resort,

    Favour, sustention, and advance?"

    --From Ode to a Thesaurus by Franklin P. Adams.

    January 22, 2010

  • District in San Francisco where the cops got such lucrative bribes they could afford steak for every meal. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 17, 2010

  • See opus moderandi.

    January 17, 2010

  • Spoonerism of modus operandi.

    January 17, 2010

  • Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.You are invited to use my program without charge.

    1) Beating around the bush

    2) Jumping to conclusions

    3) Climbing the walls

    4) Swallowing my pride

    5) Passing the buck

    6) Throwing my weight around

    7) Dragging my heels

    8) Pushing my luck

    9) Making mountains out of molehills

    10) Hitting the nail on the head

    11) Wading through paperwork

    12) Bending over backwards

    13) Jumping on the bandwagon

    14) Balancing the books

    15) Running around in circles

    16) Eating crow

    17) Tooting my own horn

    18) Climbing the ladder of success

    19) Pulling out the stops

    20) Adding fuel to the fire

    21) Opening a can of worms

    22) Putting my foot in my mouth

    23) Starting the ball rolling

    24) Going over the edge

    25) Picking up the pieces

    January 17, 2010

  • "At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called and said, 'I need a baseball quote.'

    I immediately answered with Yogi Berra's famous 'It ain't over 'til it's over!'

    There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked, 'What was that?'

    'You asked me for a baseball quote,' I responded, 'and that was the first thing that came into my head.'

    'Oh!' she replied. 'My husband told me to call and get a baseball quote.'

    I asked if she wanted to ship something, and she said she did. Then it dawned on me: 'Do you mean you want a ballpark figure?'"

    (found in cyberspace)

    January 16, 2010

  • The attitude of the NRA?

    January 14, 2010

  • mook-a-rectomy

    January 14, 2010

  • The only letter that does not appear in any U.S. state name.

    January 14, 2010

  • Has all the vowels in reverse order.

    January 14, 2010

  • Anagram: I'll make a wise phrase.

    January 13, 2010

  • Anagram: is no amity.

    January 13, 2010

  • Anagram: often sheds tears

    January 13, 2010

  • The f-word reviewed.

    January 11, 2010

  • A scalp with no hair. (via NPR's Says You)

    January 10, 2010

  • Adj., ungainly, awkward

    January 10, 2010

  • A mythical beast that weeps continually at its own ugliness. When surprised it dissolves entirely into tears. (via futilitycloset.com)

    January 10, 2010

  • Hmmm, I just noticed that there's no option to see my collected past comments, which I thought might be a way around the "recent activity" lack. Is that also in the works, John?

    January 9, 2010

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